Saturday, May 06, 2006

I am a blog

I contain the thoughts and opinions of one Product Design virtuoso Stephen King. He is a god like creature whos interests include being a deity, being worshipped, asking people who there Daddy is, being class and being a god. His ambitons are to be more godlike and smite those who dare oppose him. His has previous experience in the field of omnipotence as well as a brief foray into being everywhere at once. His turn offs include non-believers, those who dare oppose him, belief in evolution and anyone who doesn't carry a samurai sword. He can be contacted at this very address by simply leaving a comment. Beware his replies however as his quick witted sarcasm has been known to render adversaries comatose and to a lesser degree impotent.

Love is blind because Steve stared that bitch down

posted by alpha @ 5/06/2006 06:32:00 pm

7 Comments:

At 5/08/2006 1:48 pm, Blogger Paul Sheehan said...

a good enough post for a first-timer i suppose, several spelling mistakes but i suppose that is acceptable. I could point them out but we can just treat them like an interactive part of the post 'Spot the Spelling Mistake!!!' fun for all the family.

PS. the comment verification thing is not up, you are open to spammers

 
At 5/08/2006 3:56 pm, Blogger Unknown said...

oh steve with your delusions of grandeur. its really rather appealing.

 
At 5/08/2006 4:55 pm, Blogger Zeta said...

Can I just say for someone who does design whatever its called, your blog layout lacks creativity and flair. But I'm glad you've joined the blog posse...it's been a long time coming!

 
At 5/09/2006 12:14 am, Blogger alpha said...

Design whatever its called? how dare you, i chose the best layout of a bad bunch if i can figure out this template malarky I'll be rolling.

How rich, the spelling mistakes comments coming from the likes of you.

And delusions of grandeur, more like understatements

 
At 5/09/2006 12:39 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know that you did a more recent post but everyone else got to comment on the first one and i wannna be in the cool gang. good to have you as part of the fold my nigga. and don't let paul get to you diddums, you didn't make any spelling mistakes. grammatical mistakes maybe, but thats another story. incidentally, the word you're looking for is omnipresence (and omniscience is good for a laugh too).

 
At 5/11/2006 9:58 am, Blogger robryan22 said...

yay a new blog...although ive never seen conals...it remains a mystery to me..
and i wanna be part of the cool gang too...I JUST WANT TO BELONG

wont some one please think of the children!!!

 
At 5/11/2006 2:26 pm, Blogger patrick said...

fuck, everyone else has stolen all the good smart arse comments. nice blog title though. maybe you can succeed where i so miserably failed.

 

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